In honor of Lenny's latest culinary exploit with the DO NOT EAT packet, we compiled a list of everything he's ever eaten that he shouldn't have, since he came home with us back in January 2004.Digital camera (teeth marks)
Cell phone (teeth marks)
Chuck's conducting baton, the day before his Curtis audition
Scented candles
Crock of margarine
M & M's
Candy bars
Lindt truffle chocolates
Reese's Peanut Butter cups
Coffee grounds
Chewing gum
Breath mints
Cigarette
Plastic bag
Stuffing from plush dog toys
Fish food
Cat food
Doo-doo - goose variety
Doo-doo - deer variety
Dead mouse
English muffins
Milkshake
Crickets
Jigsaw puzzle piece
Mayonnaise packets (just the mayo - he sucked on the packets until they were flat)
Chuck's favorite fancy granola from the hippie store
Honey roasted peanuts
Chapstick
Ginger snap cookies
Beer
That's all we came up with, but I'm sure there are more that we either forgot or don't know about. I think we're actually pretty lucky. It could be a lot worse - he could eat furniture! And thankfully, he's never gotten too sick from eating forbidden food.
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