A man went in to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There were two on display; one was priced $5,000, and the other was $10,000. He asked a salesperson why they were so expensive."The $5000 parrot can sing the Mozart's opera "The Magic Flute" - every note!"
"How about the $10,000 parrot?"
"He can sing Wagner's entire Ring Cycle!"
The man was very impressed. "Do you have any others?"
"Well, there's one in the back, but he costs $30,000," the salesperson said.
"Wow!" the man said. "What does he do?"
"I don't know - I've never seen him do anything! But the other two parrots call him 'Maestro!'"
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