The best part about moving

I will never, ever have to do my laundry in a dark, damp, moldy basement, filled with these mutant creatures:

The Kentucky Cave Cricket

Please note that the article says their bodies are about two inches, while their legs are an additional four inches. This is not an exaggeration.

Also, I will never again slip down the icy stairs leading to the building's basement in order to do my laundry with the crickets. Bonus.